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Today, at work, my boss said something that I didn't catch. I went to take a leash off a dog, (I'm a groomer's assistant) and looked at my boss and said "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 3:29am - work - by DamnDogs (woman) - United States (California)

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I used to be a groomer's assistant, trust me it's always the little fluffy ones that'll be the most trouble.

#10 - On 11/20/2009 at 12:33pm by Gingerly

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I HATE those tiny ass dogs. Theres like a billion of them in the trendy ass neighborhood I live in in LA. I just wanna drop kick them all. They are so annoying but not any more annoying than their stuck up owners who I'd like to kick too! Dogs DO NOT belong in the grocery store!

#12 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:14pm by Erindub

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