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Today, at work, my boss said something that I didn't catch. I went to take a leash off a dog, (I'm a groomer's assistant) and looked at my boss and said "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10046) - you deserved it (3280)

On 11/20/2009 at 3:29am - work - by DamnDogs (woman) - United States (California)

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