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Today, I asked my boss a simple question about a problem I was having with a project I am currently doing. He replied: ''You don't worry your sweet little ass about it babe". My boss is my girlfriend's father. Nice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21649) - you deserved it (2072)

On 11/18/2009 at 11:45am - work - by GiWi (man) - Ireland (Cork)

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Is your boss Michael Scott?

#6 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:05pm by XxSKELETOxX

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Haha that's funny! Maybe it's something he overheard you telling your girlfriend and thought he'd say it to you to see how you react.

#4 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:03pm by SweetieLish

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