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Today, I started my first day as a security guard. After spending three years and $30,000 to become a commercial pilot, only to be told on my yearly medical that I suddenly have type 1 diabetes, and will never fly again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (1100)

On 11/16/2009 at 10:47pm - work - by Grounded (man) - Australia

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