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Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML

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If you went to high school in DC, you got to be valedictorian because you're the only one who didn't get pregnant, shot and killed or thrown in jail.

So, DID he want fries with that?

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:55pm by perdix

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Our school Valedictorian is now a stripper. No joke, her stage name is snow white because she was really pale.

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:01pm by Ligerie

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