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Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29086) - you deserved it (4812)

On 11/07/2009 at 11:04am - work - by John (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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