Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML
This FML’s original poster has posted further details. Check out the comment our team has singled out
If you went to high school in DC, you got to be valedictorian because you're the only one who didn't get pregnant, shot and killed or thrown in jail.
So, DID he want fries with that?
Our school Valedictorian is now a stripper. No joke, her stage name is snow white because she was really pale.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015