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Today, I found out that the new receptionist earns more than I do. I'm an undergraduate accountant and I've been working there for 2 years. Oh and I started out as the receptionist before I got a "promotion". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22445) - you deserved it (1450)

On 11/05/2009 at 4:44am - work - by hatemyjob - Australia (Victoria)

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The new receptionist obviously has better qualifications, and by "better qualifications," I mean "bigger tits."

Don't think of a boob job as cosmetic surgery, think of it as an investment in your future.

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:30am by perdix

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LOL I hate admin people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#39 - On 11/09/2009 at 2:17am by bored690

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