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Today, I found out that the new receptionist earns more than I do. I'm an undergraduate accountant and I've been working there for 2 years. Oh and I started out as the receptionist before I got a "promotion". FML
The new receptionist obviously has better qualifications, and by "better qualifications," I mean "bigger tits."
Don't think of a boob job as cosmetic surgery, think of it as an investment in your future.
"Aah.. Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015