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Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 4:03am - work - by fmyjob (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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So, do you work in a reality parallel to ours or is your boss a couple apples short of a fruit cake?

#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:07am by SaintJimmy

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Wtf? In the real world, it would be inappropriate to secretly drug your boss, dress him in a banana costume and shove a pole up his ass, saying "Hello Mr. Bananaman on a steek!", but this isn't the real world. Wild you go.

#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:22am by Ipreferbroccoli

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