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Today, my best friend and I both applied for the same job. I was applying because my family is REALLY tight on cash, and I need the money. He applied because I told him about the job and we thought it would be fun working together. He was hired on the spot. I was denied the job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25640) - you deserved it (4998)

On 11/01/2009 at 3:13am - work - by jamminguitarist (man) - United States (Utah)

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If there is ONE open job it's pretty stupid to think you can both have it...

#1 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:16am by bittersweets

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They could smell your stink of desperation and thought you might end up stealing from them. Your friend seemed cool, and therefore, trustworthy.

Desperation is not a good vibe to put out when looking for a job, or a date, for that matter.

#9 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:49am by perdix

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