Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my 'learning disorder'. I don't have a learning disorder. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17392) - you totally deserved it (1062)
On 10/31/2009 at 1:20am - work - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
At least he didn't fire you..
That's a lame boss though.
#1 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:10am by moonlight_daze
play it up....make some kickass mistakes that will make your boss shit himself. You have a get out of jail card, have fun using it.
Smartness fail. Do something to show him you can beat that mouse in a race through a maze!
#4 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:18am by SaintJimmy
No, don't. This is actually a blessing in diguise. Now, the OP can make any sort of mistake he wants, and blame on his imaginary "disorder." Didn't finish the report on time? Opps, must be my ADD. He can't fire you because then he'd have to answer the question of "How did someone with a mental disorder get hired?"
Wow that's mean of the boss to just assume that. And even if you did have a learning disorder, it doesn't make you totally incompetent and unable to be told of your mistakes. I have a learning disorder, and aside from extra services in school that many kids have, I am a perfectly normal, relatively smart student, and if I make a mistake I expect someone to address it to me.
Of course you don't have a learning disorder.
The person with the disorder is always the last one to know. But at least now you know.
#6 - On 10/31/2009 at 10:58am by FerrariCake
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Haha that's hilarious. I guess your boss must think you're pretty tarded to not talk to you. In anycase, that's a good thing, cause you can be like, "Durrrrr, wat up boss? Can I hasz me a cheeseburger?"
#8 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:26am by NorfolkDude
Its a learning disorder... not metal retardation. Do dyslexic people talk like that? No. Maybe you should think a bit before you talk.
#10 - On 10/31/2009 at 11:45am by Sun_Kissed18
ummm, this just gives you the ability to mess with him and not get caught. have some fun!!! and number 8, you're a dumbass.
HAHAHAHA then just go along with it and you'll never get in trouble! IF they fire you, SUE them for discrimination!
#17 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:18pm by noshitsherlock
being a woman automatically gives u a learning disorder
#21 - On 10/31/2009 at 6:35pm by GreenDaemon21
What makes your boss think you're a retard? You should keep playing along unless they try to fire you.
most people dont know they have a learning disorder. because they have a learning disorder.
#28 - On 11/01/2009 at 2:00am by lhamburgur
There's a likely reason why your boss would think that in the first place, which means that either you've screwed up one time too many or your associates are giving you problems. Of course, the latter case meaning that you don't stand up for yourself enough means that this probably is a YDI. FYL for having an ass of a boss though.
#29 - On 11/01/2009 at 4:05am by blastvortex
I would play along with this "learning dissorder" thing though - it could possibly make it harder for your employer to fire you :)
see, thing is, I never really stuff up at work, but when there is a stuff up, regardless of who iti s, he assume's it's me. -_- so everyone else benifits more than I do.
