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Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26134) - you deserved it (2670)

On 10/26/2009 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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wow....how much of assholes can people be? It's not like you can control your own bodily functions. Maybe they should have just closed the vents.

#1 - On 10/27/2009 at 4:18am by Luckster

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It's like... it's like your asshole is Mt. Vesuvius and the poor toilet is Pompeii and all of its unsuspecting residents.

#3 - On 10/27/2009 at 4:20am by allmidnighteyes

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