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Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML
wow....how much of assholes can people be? It's not like you can control your own bodily functions. Maybe they should have just closed the vents.
It's like... it's like your asshole is Mt. Vesuvius and the poor toilet is Pompeii and all of its unsuspecting residents.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014