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Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18709) - you deserved it (1735)

On 10/26/2009 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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