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Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16467) - you deserved it (2050)

On 12/25/2008 at 11:53pm - work - by jamjamy - Sent from mobile version

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She's a little girl. You're an adult. Grow up.

#3 - On 03/12/2009 at 9:23pm by convict617

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nostrils?

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:10pm by j-jake

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