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Today, at work (I'm an optician), I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see well with them. She replied, "Oh yes, you have two big spots on your nose!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10065) - you deserved it (1190)

On 12/25/2008 at 11:53pm - work - by jamjamy - Sent from mobile version

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