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Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30019) - you deserved it (1662)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:35pm - work - by ShayanFCB (man) - United States (New York)

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Listen here, young people, YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR BOSS.

If your boss is doing something really illegal or against the company rules, many places have anonymous whistle-blower hotlines. If you don't, then get an unsigned note to someone who can do something about it. Make sure you are not the only one who knows the incriminating information, or he will know it's from you.

Remember my wisdom from yesterday about the guy "stealing" leftover bread? Remember how a bunch of people came and backed me up on that? This is yet another one of those BS things that goes on in the business world. How do you think the whole subprime thing worked? No one has the guts to tell about wrong and illegal things going on.

You might think you are coming here for some laughs, but you might accidentally learn a thing or two about the "real world."

#18 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:55pm by perdix

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+5 | 26

:/ I'm sorry.

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:30pm by dftba

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+1 | 12

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