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Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26804) - you deserved it (2789)

On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sucks to be you, but I hope your eye twitched while he was talking to you. A little muttering under the breath wouldn't hurt either.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:06am by SaintJimmy

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HAHAHAHA THIS ONE IS FUNNY.
i like it.

#33 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:03pm by sicklittlegames

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