Today, I was walking home from my acting gig at a haunted hayride. Even after spending lots of time washing the fake blood off my hands and face, I looked like I'd murdered someone. Perhaps that's why an officer stopped me and questioned me about a stabbing that happened earlier tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21571) - you totally deserved it (2134)
On 10/19/2009 at 2:08am - work - by worldsbestjobgonebad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Sucks to be you, but I hope your eye twitched while he was talking to you. A little muttering under the breath wouldn't hurt either.
#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:06am by SaintJimmy
It's still an inconvenience, and not every cop is going to play by the "innocent untill proven guilty" moral. When I was in a car accident a month ago, the first cop on the scene started yelling at me like it was my fault after 5 seconds of "assessing" the situation. The second cop chewed the first one's ass out that it was NOT my fault and in fact the other guy, but it was still aggravating.
I woulda had some fun though. "Do you know of a stabbing that took place earlier tonight?"
"Ye- noooo...wait, you mean the one down by *specific address*?"
"No..."
"Oh, phew, nevermind. No, no I don't know of any stabbing."
You might get in trouble for messing with a cop though...:D
I do that all the time, there was a cop down the street from me and as I walked by I was like "how did they find me already I just killed the guy 20 mins ago" and I booked it up the street and they were just laughing :p
Fake blood washes off easily.
The real stuff can be very difficult, especially when you're still on the adrenaline rush after killing. It get even harder when the cops come and your conscience kicks in -- you're not the bad-ass sociopath you thought you were, huh?
Haunted hayride? Nice alibi, but it's not a license to kill.
MWAHAHAHA!
Oh snap! I just got pwnt by Sun_Kissed18 :o
You're right.. you're right.. I have sinned against Project Mayhem ;]
I know how you feel. I work at a haunted hayride in Ontario too, scared the shit out of my high roommate and friends in full Joker looking makeup. Love life. Do you work at Colasanti's pherhaps?
I work at a haunted house too, but this isn't an FML, unless he took you back to the station for questioning or something.
that stabbing oh well you know how sometimes you just feel like killing someone. well dang it all it struck yesterday.
goota love the cops. did you get arrested ? did it cost you $ 5000.00 to get out of trouble ? everyone who gets arrested spends that for sime reason.
#12 - On 10/19/2009 at 7:04am by ladiesman14
OP neglected to conclude whether or not you you did the stabbing. I think you did it and you tried to act "shocked." They should fry your ass.
#17 - On 10/19/2009 at 8:10am by Brave_Sir_Robin
I came here to post this same thing.
Enjoy telling everyone you're an "actor." At least you have one thing in common with most actors; you'll be out of a job in a month.
#41 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:17pm by HookEmTexas07
I missed the part where this is an FML. Having a cop stop to ask a few questions is more of a minor inconvenience. If he took you down to the station and you were grilled by team of detectives, that would be a different story.
#19 - On 10/19/2009 at 8:17am by cthulhu1138
K and when was your life Fucked? I didn't catch that part please go over it again. If anything this is kind of funny for you because a cop pulled you over for fake blood now the stabbing not so funny. FML for that guy
#21 - On 10/19/2009 at 9:17am by bullshitdetector
Not seeing the FML. He questioned you - so what? It's not the end of the world since he did have reasonable cause to do so.
Do you happen to work at Halloween Haunt at Canada's Wonderland? Cause I work there too, and can completely understand where you're coming from cause I always wonder what people's reactions to my makeup would be when I'm driving home (even though I only have black paint around my eyes)
Yeah, that's where he works. Because there's only one haunted attraction in Ontario.
#31 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:32pm by ChunAsperEndao
now now, I know there are lots more haunted attractions in Ontario, I was just asking if he happened to be working at Halloween Haunt
Wow, good thing you had fake blood on your hands, covering the real blood, otehrwise they'd know you are the killer.
#28 - On 10/19/2009 at 12:20pm by Dutch_vigilante
screw u ya shod havve washed completely off before even exiting the haunted hayride i dont mean to be mean but YDI!!!
#32 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:33pm by sanem0808238036
lol this happened to me too but instead of a gig i was out getting high with my friend and the officers said i looked liked the guy who stabbed and mugged someone
#35 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:13pm by JamestheFreak
You are a tool for calling it a gig. You working on a frickin' haunted hay ride, you're not Kenneth f-ing Brannaugh.
If ya gettin' paid it's a gig...if not it's just an event...wtf
#39 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:31pm by BlacknBlueHaHa
Hi, i want to do something like that. How did u get the job?btw im 16, am i too young for that?
#46 - On 10/19/2009 at 4:01pm by argentinachick13
This has been covered. I asked, and two other people have asked about other places. No one knows for sure.
just gotta use alcohol and baby wipes, i was an actor in a huanted house for 5 yrs, you will break out like crazy, but no more fake blood
I bet you work at KIMGLOWS ! Theres only one haunted hay ride in Ontario, and its at KIMGLOWS ! (: Sorry haters, just wanted to point that out. (:
#55 - On 10/19/2009 at 6:22pm by gaahbeeey
I know exactly what you mean. I started working for Realm of Darkness in Michigan a few weeks ago and when I went to buy gas after work guy behind the counter thought I was going to rob him.
Your life doesn't suck, it's just fucking hilarious! It's been so long since a funny FML. Thanks for uploading.
#60 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:36am by michaelcarell
Dude thats fucking hilarious!!! u must of looked like shit dude
#61 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:13am by Live_And_Let_Liv
the people who moderated this r uneducated.
not an fml children...
#62 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:23am by Jonathan33
So? You weren't even arrested, tased, tackled, anything. You just lost 20 minutes of your life, big deal.
hey was this the haunted hay ride up in stowville? The one with the barn and the hotel and all that ?
Guh. I'm all bloodied up for a haunted trail tonight... I'll probably shit bricks if I get pulled over for something like that.
