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Man or woman?

Today, at work this woman came up to my counter and handed me gold top covered in gold sequins. I like to chat with the customers sometimes at work so I got all excited and said "Ooh! You shopping for Halloween?" She gave me the biggest death stare. Turns out she wasn't shopping for Halloween. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22430) - you deserved it (16789)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:38pm - work - by moduschic (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Hahaha, kind of YDI, but I voted FYL because you were just trying to be nice, and lets face it, people who are buying that kind of clothes...

#2 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:50am by _Noon_

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hahahahhaha. She sounds like a grumpy fabulous person

#3 - On 10/19/2009 at 3:51am by noshitsherlock

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