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Today, at work this woman came up to my counter and handed me gold top covered in gold sequins. I like to chat with the customers sometimes at work so I got all excited and said "Ooh! You shopping for Halloween?" She gave me the biggest death stare. Turns out she wasn't shopping for Halloween. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13560) - you deserved it (10300)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:38pm - work - by moduschic (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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