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Today, it was the frst day of fall break from college, and I was really excitd to sleep in and relax the entre weekend!! Apparently mah boss caught wind of mah happiness and scheduld me 8am-2pm each day of break, ( seieng how I don't have anything else to do!! ) FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 2:22pm - work - by cbrocks (man) - United States (Florida)

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You could have asked for a day off in advanced.

#11 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:36pm by jane99

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YDI if you put you have open availability. If you don't want to work at 8 AM just say you're unavailable.

#23 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:27pm by TheTruth1428

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