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Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4957) - you deserved it (30286)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)

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