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Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (89079) - you deserved it (5343)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:47am - work - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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