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Today, I was offered to attend a Buddhist ceremony by one of my regular customers. Not wanting to offend the couple, I made an excuse about have a project for oceanography. Surprise, the husband is an oceanographer and wants to help me with my imaginary project. Karma much? FML


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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - work - by whatproject (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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You should've just gone to the ceremony. Could've been a good experience.

OR if you really didn't want to go, they would probably understand if you just told them. Buddhists are generally understanding people.

#2 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by XOfiestypixie

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Next time, try creating a slightly less outlandish lie. Like, you have to attend the G8 Summit that day, or "I'm sorry, that's my Nude Day". Nude Day always works ;)

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by rainbow_laces

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