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Today, my grandma picked up the phone. It was a man asking to speak to me. Instead of giving me the phone she decides to hang up on him, thinking it was some guy trying to "get with me." It turned out to be the call I've been waiting all week for... a call from a huge company about a job offer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40314) - you deserved it (2296)

On 09/21/2009 at 1:08pm - work - by Unemployed (woman) - United States

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Ow

Why do you live with your grandma anyway?

Parents are where its at

#2 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:11pm by t53_ftw

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Had an elderly aunt living with us. She was forbidden to answer the phone. Set up the same parameters with your grandma, unless she's paying the bills.

#7 - On 09/21/2009 at 5:16pm by jonnymohio

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