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Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26985) - you deserved it (5181)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:29am - work - by ellibits (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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yikes, that's awkward.

#2 - On 09/18/2009 at 10:04am by tingting1

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Am I the only one who doesn't get what "you'd shoplift with a face like that" is supposed to mean? I get the FML itself; obviously, OP just learned their bf is unattractive AND a thief all at once. What I don't get is what shoplifting and attractiveness have to do with each other...

#22 - On 09/18/2009 at 12:04pm by ihatestupidppl

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