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Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML

I agree, your life sucks (18848) - you deserved it (9951)

On 08/23/2009 at 12:48am - work - by introuble (man) - United States (New York)

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