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Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML


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On 08/23/2009 at 12:48am - work - by introuble (man) - United States (New York)

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"No, I thought you were my friend you see. You have the same kind of butt— Not that I was looking at your butt. It's just from behind... Oh shit."

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:17am by redbluegreen

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Wow what a loser, to file charges for that you'd have to be a real prick.

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:14am by NyteProwleR

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