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Today, at work while washing the dishes I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38744) - you deserved it (5107)

On 08/19/2009 at 4:44am - work - by ohno. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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is this from
spongebob?

#12 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:50am by ohmygawdz

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Well, you know what they say! Cold hands, warm heart. ;D

#5 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:17am by caancoha

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