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Today, after receiving a message about being hired at a retail store, I went to the orientation for new employees. The trainer seemed perplexed when I told him my name, but he gave me my paperwork and continued with training. At the end of the 8 hour day, he asked to talk to me. I wasn't actually hired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30815) - you deserved it (1694)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:30pm - work - by LMN (man) - United States (Washington)

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