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Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41698) - you deserved it (1709)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:10pm - work - by justdoingmyjob (man) - United States (Florida)

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