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Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12541) - you deserved it (26110)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:52pm - work - by pharmn00b (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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i would totally do something like that!!

#3 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:49pm by montgomery634

See in context

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everyone makes mistakes. it's part of being human.

#8 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:58pm by jap1198

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