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Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML


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On 07/08/2009 at 1:52pm - work - by pharmn00b (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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shit, so you're the reason i can't control my bowels. you bastard, i called 5 times.

#12 - On 07/08/2009 at 5:06pm by shewasalmost18

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i would totally do something like that!!

#3 - On 07/08/2009 at 4:49pm by montgomery634

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