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Today, at work I had to use the bathroom. I asked my boss to watch my register and quickly walked into the bathroom. I squatted down and peed. A minute later I heard someone ask over our walkie talkie system who was using the bathroom. I had been pressing the intercom button while I peed. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:19pm - work - by PeePee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You were pressing the intercom button with WHAT? o_0

#4 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:04pm by aback

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At least you weren't taking a huge massive noisey dump!

#10 - On 07/03/2009 at 5:25pm by ZuraLasgeon

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