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Today, I enlisted for The Navy because my Boy Scout leader encouraged me. He fought in Korea and is a real inspiration. I asked him what motivated him to join The Navy. He said he was drunk and didn't remember joining until he was called up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29024) - you deserved it (7301)

On 06/24/2009 at 12:37pm - work - by ArmyMan (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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You're old enough to join the navy and still in the boy scouts?

#1 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:04pm by coldplaylive2003

See in context

+20

see where "blind trust" gets you? People tell you to make INFORMED decisions for a reason

#7 - On 06/24/2009 at 5:10pm by atruegem

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