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Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12559) - you deserved it (26058)

On 06/24/2009 at 10:34am - work - by Tottie (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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