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Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML

#3091991 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (6786) - you deserved it (44964)

On 06/21/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by creepyeyes (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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