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Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 10:50am - work - by oopsie (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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why would you imitate him? that's pretty rude.. ydi.

#1 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:14pm by leggomyeggo

This FML reminds me of that Amanda Show skit with the old man... haha.

#363 - On 02/17/2010 at 2:53am by Kamens

Definitely deserved that. It is never okay to be rude that way.

#2 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:15pm by Lauriebug

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#3 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:16pm by Alice_Renee

YDI for imitating him?

#4 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:18pm by j_f_a_l

Pretend a friend of yours answered the phone. I have my friends answer when I don't know a number.

#5 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:18pm by coopcas

moron!!

#6 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:19pm by who_rollerpig

...Why would doing that even cross your mind?

YDI. So rude and disrespectful. You must be a very accepting person, huh?

#7 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:19pm by andelizastrin

ya why would that even cross your mind

#361 - On 02/16/2010 at 12:33pm by ilovepoptarts24

YDI, don't be a jerk. Maybe this will teach you a lesson not to be such a judgmental, mean-spirited, nasty person.

#8 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:19pm by Vren

Why the hell would you do something like that?
Wow, you deserve it.
Poor guy...

#9 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:20pm by pippysthename00

It shouldn't be FYL because you lost the interview, but FYL because you're a pretty horrid person.

#10 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:20pm by pxs

YDI all the way. That was just rude.

#11 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:20pm by uhmfml

definitely YDI.
why would you even do that?
horribe.

#12 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:21pm by anystar

YDI for being a jerk. People who have speech impediments can't control that they do.

#13 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:21pm by yeahitstella

#10 said it well.

What gives you superiority over him?
That is just so rude.

#14 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:22pm by Pounce

I pretty much agree with what everyone before me has said.
That was a very horrible, nasty thing to do, and you totally deserve it. You have no one else to blame but yourself if you don't get the job you applied for.

#15 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:22pm by love_the_fame

wow that sucks but YDI for being such a fucking asshole.
poor guy.

#16 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:22pm by BKF

I don't see how anyone could vote for anything else than YDI.

#17 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:22pm by Garanaw

YDI - and not to have a job. Jerk!

#18 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:23pm by um_duh

You wrote this FML to get slaughtered coz you're feeling guilty right? Somehow you believe you'd get some redemption from everyone saying YDI? Well you know you deserve it! Seriously... Get a life!

#19 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:24pm by tWitt3rBuG

You douche. Regardless of who it was you shouldn't make fun of people with impediments. You sure as hell aren't perfect. Hope you didn't get the job. YDI

#20 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:24pm by heyyou1203

thats so fcking mean...and try to find a different job then...

#21 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:26pm by alexgisforme3

How could you even post this? You're a disgusting human being. You deserve that and more.

#22 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:26pm by lmmmr

Seriously, do you really think people would side with you?
YDI x 1000

#23 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:28pm by yeahitstella

I hope it was your dream job that you went to college for and now you can't get it. That is seriously the meanest thing possible to do to someone like that over the phone.

#24 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:28pm by elektrik

YDI. That is all.

#26 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:28pm by shaBAMalex

I agree with #10... that was wrong on so many levels, poor guy :(.

#27 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:29pm by ArtsySwag

i hope he cancelled the interview!

#28 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:29pm by xij3ss

Today I called a guy about a job interview for the store i work at and he started mimicking my speach impediment that i am very touchy about. I feel dead inside now. FML

#29 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:30pm by JohnFR33M4N

lol

#359 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:54pm by This_GuY_929

agree with #23
you defininatley deserved that

#30 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:30pm by how_annoying

asshole

#31 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:30pm by bcrklein

YDI. You and #25 are horrible people.

#32 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:31pm by chimmy

.....

#33 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:31pm by wowfmlife

wow ur such an ass

#34 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:31pm by dancercuity922

Did you expect sympathy from all of us, that's such a douche move. Why would you imitate someone with a speech impediment anyway? That's disgusting. I hope you didn't get the job, you should seriously be ashamed.

#35 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:32pm by pearls

#25
you are an insensitive stick of shit or just an idiotic troll. if you're the latter i suggest trying outdated memes and obscure refrences next time.

#36 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:32pm by JohnFR33M4N

Grow up and start realizing you will get no where in life acting like a jerk. Somewhere along the way you never developed a sense of humanity towards others. You should feel ashamed.

#37 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:34pm by mdh6173

you are such an asshole.

#38 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:34pm by betwixt

you're a fucking ASSHOLE :D

#39 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:34pm by speedydrumstix

good. now they can hire someone who deserves the job.

#40 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:35pm by papertigers

That was very rude. That man can't control the fact that he has a speech impediment, and I'm sure he's self conscious enough about it as it is. Whenever I get a call from a number I'm not familiar with and I've been applying places, I make sure I'm EXTRA polite.


Seriously...WHO does that?

#41 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:35pm by merri

whhoooooooo!! now let's make fun of cancer patients:D

But seriously, dude, your idea of fun is kinda sick....

#42 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:38pm by mylittlecrow

Hmm... And I wonder why you're (assumedly) unemployed? YDI.

#45 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:40pm by Summerkid86

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#46 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:40pm by Cunes

#43 - noone here is saying they are a saint but its a pretty low thing to do to someone, especially as its something that they can't control

#47 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:42pm by um_duh

wow you're an idiot... you shouldn't have been imitating him in the first place.. YDI

#48 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:43pm by beep_guacamole

You are a horrible person. I'm GLAD it was the guy who might have hired you. You don't DESERVE a job.

#49 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:46pm by silvermoonstar3

BiggLJ, of course no one's perfect, but why would you make fun of someone who is disabled?? That's cruel. It's not like they can help it.

#50 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:46pm by ArtsySwag

FYL. No, that wasn't to you, OP. That's to the man whom you just insulted and pretty much crushed his life.

I used to have a speech impediment, and I am still trying to form my words better, but do you know how hard it is to live with it? It's like being made fun of because you were born with a disorder.

Even if it was someone you didn't recognize, what gave you the right to ridicule his speech ability? That's beyond rude and disrespectful. That's just horrific.

YDI all the way.

#52 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:48pm by spacetaco

You're a terrible person and completely deserved that. You could have been a civil person and maybe you would have a job right now. Asshole.

#53 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:50pm by ohhhhey

you, in every way, shape, and form, deserve to be unemployed until you can maturely answer a damn phone

#54 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:51pm by blckpythn

Douchebag.

#55 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:51pm by ZuraLasgeon

you completely deserve that. I hope this will teach you at least some sort of respect for other human beings.

#57 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:54pm by ladykitty

YDI for being that rude, disrespectful, and immature. I hope u didn't post this so pple might feel sorry for u, cuz that's NOT gonna happen u jerk!

#58 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:54pm by darkmis1

hmmm not hard to figure out why your unemployed...grow up and learn respect

#59 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:55pm by butterfly141989

Agree with #54, you got what you disserved, who in their right mind would think that it was funny and socially exceptional to make fun of someone with a disability? Where you planing to call your friends and show off about it because making fun of someone was the biggest accomplishment of your life? Lame.

#60 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:55pm by illeyad

No wonder you're unemployed, you jerk.

You totally deserved it, asswipe.

#61 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:55pm by soiree

Why would you do that??? It's mean and unkind.

#62 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:57pm by faithlessone423

you definately deserved that. disrespectful jerk. you now deserve to be un-employed

#63 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:58pm by kelllieeee_

Wow. You are a fucking asshole, and you don't deserve to have a job. Especially not one where you work with the public.

#64 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:58pm by psychonurse

BiggLJ, aren't there other ways to have fun rather than making someone feel horrible? See the thing about "if they can take a joke it's no big deal" is you can't tell if someone's able to take a joke. The person could be depressed for all you know and you just may push that person to committing suicide. I honestly think people who get serious enjoyment out of ridiculing others are very insecure.

#65 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:59pm by ArtsySwag

It's pretty telling of what kind of person you are if your first reaction to somebody's disability is to MOCK them for it.

I'm glad somebody who is actually a decent human being will get the job instead of you.

#66 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:59pm by thequeenofscots

You retard.

#67 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:00pm by rockonCB4

YDI, you closed minded idiot.

#69 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:05pm by alyssamarie218

FYL for being you.

#70 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:05pm by volleyballer45

I hope you didn't get the job, cause people like you are useless.

#71 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:07pm by jskains

Another one who was apparently raised by wolves. Under what circumstances is it EVER appropriate to mock someone else for ANY reason? You totally deserved it. Good luck getting another interview in this economy, sweetheart.

#72 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:07pm by freddie

BiggLJ, getting upset over a joke that was made at your expense does not mean you're mentally weak. I agree that suicide is a weak way to deal with problems, but not everyone copes with stress or problems the same way and we should be understanding of that. & wow, you sound very heartless...

#73 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:08pm by ArtsySwag

Why would you want to work for a douchebag like that? You did the smart thing.

#74 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:08pm by Crummie

Jerk.

#75 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:09pm by ilovemycats

YDI, asshole.

#76 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:11pm by Tria

And BiggLJ is obviously a troll. Don't feed it.

#77 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:11pm by freddie

you little fucking bitch

#78 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:12pm by fieryice

YDI, arse. You wanna be a comedian? Judge your audience. And to an unknown number when you're jobhunting? I'm sorry, was your brain cell feeling particularly lonely that day?

#79 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:12pm by Aeth

#68, you're a 13 year old boy, right? It's okay. You'll grow out of being such an intolerant, immature shitbag in a few years.

#80 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:12pm by paperfox

You Deserved It.....

That's just plain rude, even if it was a wrong number, NEVER imitate! Hope you didn't get the job dude... that is mean to those who have problems w/ their talking...

NEVER do that again.... mmk? Good then (:

#81 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:13pm by LiveLoveLife

wow dude... not cool.

totally deserved.

nice to know that the world is filled with such CARING individuals as BigLj
and yourself.

you're are a perfect argument for sterilisation, protect the gene pool from spawning any more dicks like
you.

#82 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:16pm by Broadway_Baby

wow, i can't believe you had the guts to actually share this. that's so despicably rude and thoughtless.

#83 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:19pm by poison29

This is not the first FML in which BigLj made a complete fool of himself. He also suggested that a boyfriend bash his girlfriend's father's face in to establish dominance. I'm pretty sure he is in fact an animal. An unintelligent one at that.

So please, BigLj, never speak again.

#84 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:24pm by lmmmr

Why would you ever make fun of someone like that? You are honestly an awful person.

#85 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:26pm by Kitty34

People on this site have a knack for being rude on the phone before they take the time to realize what's up...

#86 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:28pm by Phlecks

YDI...for mocking ppl with speech impediments. douche bag

#87 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:29pm by CheezerX

YDI...

thatss sooo fuckkeed u shudn maje funn of pppeoplleee like datt

#88 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:30pm by candii

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #44

#89 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:32pm by wowfmlife

Heartless? Who cares? You think you're gonna get anywhere being nice to people? Do whatever entertains you. If that's making fun of people that sound funny, so be it. You don't know the loser, it's not your fault.

#90 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:32pm by LJtheGreat

i can nearly see why this would be an FML if you thought youd hung up and then imitated him.. still a heartless thing to do, but at least you didnt directly intend to hurt the callers feelings and make them insecure about things over which they have no control.

BUT NO, being the twat that you clearly are, you decided to make fun of this person who was kindly calling to offer you a JOB (so this person is clearly more successful than you will ever be) TO THEIR FACE! and then try to act like its an FML?

WTF, grow up, learn some manners and i hope i never have to meet you.

#91 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:35pm by heyjenny

Hoping #91 is just a troll. I don't think anyone would actually say that in seriousness. Or at least I fucking HOPE not.

Then again, apparently the OP thinks it's okay to act like a childish tacky scumbag. Well he deserves it and hopefully will remain jobless for a LONG time. Plenty of people out there needing jobs right now that understand the concept of common courtesy.

#92 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:37pm by jmarie

it couldve been worse, at least you didnt "proceed" to imitate him

#93 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:37pm by rallets

That's really rude. I hope you're unemployed for the rest of your life.

#94 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:37pm by yaintime21

Why is this even up here? F you because I'm partially deaf and I used to have speech problems and now I can speak fine no thanks to assholes like you.

#95 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:37pm by x3chibi

you're a dbag. you totally deserved it. why would you make fun of someone for something they can't control.. especially when its something that they almost definitely are embarrassed about.

#96 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:37pm by lovexoxstoned

oh and #90? go fuck yourself.

#97 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:37pm by heyjenny

You're a dick.

#98 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:38pm by wallythedolly

Go kill yourself you asswipe.

#99 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:40pm by IExist121

way to be a douche bag ydi

#100 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:42pm by atomicliz

asshole

#101 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:44pm by tigergirl72

Your a jerk...why would you imitate someone with a speech impediment? You totally deserve losing that job.

#102 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:45pm by 0geckofun_

If you even considered imitated him, you aren't store employee material

#103 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:45pm by cxal

It's funny how people like "heyjenny" will whine about how wrong it is to make fun of someone, then tell someone with a different opinion to "go fuck yourself." Sounds like a two faced bitch to me, of course I've never been considered for sainthood like all the perfect people here so maybe I'm wrong.

#104 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:51pm by LJtheGreat

Hope you get hit by a bus while the busdriver is imitating your crazy arm movements while you try to outrun the bus.

#105 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:52pm by Tehalon

whaaaaaaaaat an ahole

#106 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:56pm by sofarsogood

congrats on winning jerk of the year.
the world would be a better place without you in it.

#107 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:57pm by anniesaysbueno

As a person with a former speech impediment(when I was a kid, I had a ton of trouble with the letter "r," like in giRl, woRld, etc.), and you deserve it for being such an intolerant douchebag. I hope you are unemployed for the rest of your life for making fun of someone for something they had no control over. I am just glad that you showed your true colors, and thankfully won't be getting the job.

#108 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:57pm by KyleOkposofan

YDI for being a jerk! Do you always make fun of people that have disabilities? You must be a very insecure person..

#109 - On 05/24/2009 at 6:59pm by Silent_Harmony

wow this is awful. it make seem like a hilarious joke to you and your friends, and maybe the guy even laughed along. However, I have a speech impediment (lisp) and a guy in my bio class makes fun of me for it all the time. I know he doesn't mean it that badly cuz were good friends, and I always laugh too, but it really hurts.YDI for being an insensitive prick.

#110 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:04pm by awwwkwarddd

Karma, asshole.

YDI.

#111 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:06pm by falcon_paunch

wow you're an asshole.

#112 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:06pm by dan81892

dude that was so mean.

#113 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:08pm by Eumie11

u dick

#114 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:09pm by chaya12

The poor manager. I hope you apologized profusely.

Didn't your mother teach you manners?

#115 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:10pm by shadow_child

Anyone who makes fun of others is obviously not mature enough to work at a job where you will most likely encounter people of all sorts. You deseve it for being such a horrible person. Seriously, who does that?

#116 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:14pm by Doorhandle57

Of course, this explains why you're unemployed in the first place. I know the unemployment rate is pretty high these days, but I'll bet it would be close to normal if we didn't include morons like yourself.

#117 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:19pm by thugbert

Your an asshole

#118 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:25pm by Yougotrolled

Maybe she was imitating it because it was an unknown number, and she thought it was a prank call? When I get prank called, I usually play along or piss off the person on the other end. Calm down.

#119 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:25pm by inerdablanket

I don't think this is true. I mean... You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to not realized that it's someone calling to set up an interview.

Hello?
Hi it's so and so from place of employment.


Seriously....

#120 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:27pm by CodyGuitarist

a) you clearly have no life so i would say FML
but b) your so pathetic, because you have done this to yourself.

grow up.

#121 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:28pm by cherrybollosm04

Sounds like you're a total cunt...YDI.

#122 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:29pm by AshleyBThaMilf

hahah u should have asked for 2 big macs and a fries and then exclaimed: " i didn't know mcdonalds delivered, heck i didn't know they had my number!"
he just saved you the effort of an interview- now you know you definitely don't want to be working for that faggot
good luck on getting a new job

#123 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:33pm by Bobhope124

If I were him, I'd have said what stewie griffin once said

"well I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch"

#124 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:34pm by FXCKMYLIFE

You= teh failz.

:(

#125 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:35pm by jSOPURE

#122, I was just going to say that.

#126 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:36pm by sue

Jackass

#127 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:42pm by mylifeisfuckedd

wow .... how much of an ass can you be?

#128 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:44pm by klumzy_k

why the hell would you make fun of someone with a sppech impediment.
he can't help that. you fucking deserve it.

#129 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:47pm by ashbaby010

yeah that was a dick move making fun of him regardless of whether he was a potential employer or not

#130 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:48pm by ChickenTenders

Why would you do that? Even if it was a wrong number or something. That's just rude. YDI

#131 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:50pm by kandy

Haha, wow. #91 is BigLj under a new screen name. So mature.

#132 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:50pm by lmmmr

wow, you jerk.... I hope you never, EVER find a job again.

#133 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:51pm by tonton27

haha bytch. no job for you in this recession!!

#134 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:53pm by nyfinest128

You could've just hung up the phone instead of being so rude.

#135 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:56pm by ineloquent

Ha oh man, you are a horrible human being. I agree with anyone else that said you more than deserved it. =D

#136 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:57pm by CASoulNYCmind

My brother definitely has a speech impediment. If I ever heard you making fun of him I probably would have flipped out.. YDI for being a douche.

#137 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:58pm by debbiedowner2

Wow #132, you're quite the detective.

#138 - On 05/24/2009 at 7:58pm by LJtheGreat

Scumbag.

#139 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:01pm by chris81589

HAHA you were a dick thinking you were being funny, and you got kicked in the ass...

YDI, douchebag

#140 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:08pm by mxf06

you honestly deserve it. Didn't your parents teach you manners, asshole?

#141 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:08pm by Bryan_Z

wow, your an asshole!

#142 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:09pm by justbea777

WOW congrats 144 people have taken time out of their day to tell you your a cunt. bet thats not the response you expected..

#143 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:09pm by ell1609

wow #90, ur a dumbass

#144 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:10pm by mxf06

Karma alert...

#145 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:10pm by jmeg

LJtheGreat, I hadn't even realized you were referring to me (the heartless thing), but yes, I do believe I'll get somewhere being kind & nice to people who deserve it :). Do whatever entertains you? That's not a wise rule to live by. Rapists get thrills out of controlling someone (thus being entertained) so they should apparently continue to rape someone with your logic. Wow, you're calling someone a loser yet you get enjoyment out of making fun of disabled people :O? My goodness!

#146 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:10pm by ArtsySwag

douchebag

#147 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:10pm by CaptainPat

Okay, so obviously its a ridiculously rude thing to do and pretty much just bloody stupid, no good could possibly come of it and it might be worth a few seconds of enjoyment for a particularly sensitive person BUT has anyone considered that the OP might actually have a behavioral disorder themselves? Some people can't help "imitating" the mannerisms of the people they're talking to, and some people say/do whatever is on their minds and don't have the normal inhibition processes that normal people have and are essentially vital for normal interaction. And yeah, he didn't mention it, but especially the first one isn't something he'd have ever even noticed if the first person with a significant speech impediment he had a conversation with was his potential employer (and yes, that's possible). I don't know one way or the other, but does it make more sense that a person would intentionally do that and then post it on here? Or that they it happened without them meaning to do it at all and they feel its unfair that it cost them a job? So yeah... Good going tearing the guy apart if that's the case, cause it would be pretty funny if it made you all hypocrites.

#148 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:13pm by kingbeau

*insensitive

#149 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:16pm by kingbeau

#147- Unfortunately, douche bags are far more common than people with legit speech impediments causing them to imitate what they hear. So, yeah, I think it's a safe assumption.

#150 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:21pm by lmmmr

what's wrong with you? why would you do something like that.

#151 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:24pm by sfsdfsf

It takes a special kind of dick to mock people to their face (so to speak). The average asshole would have at least waited until after he'd hung up.

#152 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:28pm by Illustrator

YYYYYYYYYour SSSSSSStupid and i DDDDDDIck

#153 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:33pm by NDnation44

Wow, what a horrible person you must be. The guy can't control his speech and just because he may be a little different from you doesn't give you the right to put him down. In no way is he inferior to you, if anything you are inferior to him. YDI big time, asshole!

#154 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:38pm by Anon07

Wow you are SUCH an asshole. I hope he didn't hire you. YDI

#155 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:42pm by on_a_boat

why the hell would you start imitating him?

#156 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:46pm by Clomp

Wtf.. If you didn't know who it was calling why would u do that?

It doesn't make sense. Normal people figure out who they're talking to first by saying "hello.. Who's this?"

On top of being a total jerk ur also a dumbass.

#157 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:54pm by lilcuti3pi389

That's what you get for being an asshole.

#158 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:57pm by soohungry

I wanted to kill douchebags like you when I was in high school.

Grow up. Imitating someone's speech problems makes you a total asshole. You're not cool when you do that. And it looks like this one cost you your potential job.

Hope you're happy with yourself.

#159 - On 05/24/2009 at 8:59pm by Luckster

I have had a speech impediment since I was three years old. You had no right to imitate the man's disability, regardless of your intentions. Job or not, I hope you will learn something from this.

#160 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:02pm by go_pens34

So you normally mock people unless you want something from them? What an icky little person.

#161 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:03pm by aback

FYL for being an ignorant asshole that no one will love. Hope you didn't get your precious job.

#162 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:04pm by JonReb

You're just a straight up asshole. That's not funny at all. You definitely deserved that.

#163 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:09pm by ledguitar

ASSHOLE!!

#164 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:11pm by lalap

ROFLMFAO. Idioooooooot.

#165 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:14pm by Ric3ball

While you are an ass, I will agree that people with speech impediments are too damn touchy about it. Why can't they accept it and talk about it? (Well, the latter is obvious...)

#166 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:22pm by mattmag

I acted like a bitch, oh no, my life is fucked, wah wah.

YDI, bitch.

#167 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:24pm by jet

how could you be so heartless?-kanye west

I feel that only a lyric from one of kanye's songs can explain this FML.
Oh yeah, YDI

#168 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:26pm by omgitsseejay

You're a douche. You'll never find work acting like such an ass. YDI

#169 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:31pm by coffeennicotine

you deserved that you b****, what you can only feel better about urself by putting others down?? YDI

#170 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:33pm by bombastic117

Instead of "I agree, your life is fucked" or "you deserved that one" there should be a "you’re a complete asshole" button. I would totally click it right now...

Douchebag.

#171 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:33pm by amanda0

wow....
jackass move much??

#172 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:36pm by falloutgurl517

hmm. Nothing I can say that hasn't already been said.


Shut up, don't reproduce, and eat a dick.

#173 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:37pm by cpatrick820

you are a fucking asshole

#174 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:38pm by newguy

you deserve it, and how does it make you feel knowing that a guy with a speech impediment is a manager while you're unemployed? Future tip: "Hello? May I ask who's speaking?"

#175 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:46pm by nprugby11

ydi asshole

#176 - On 05/24/2009 at 9:46pm by babymama1029

Jerk move much?
Sometimes speach impediments are hilarious, but did you really have to imitate him?

#177 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:04pm by kyeee

Wow, you sound like an asshole. Who would do that?

#178 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:16pm by liveitlearnit

Why would you imitate him?

#179 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:16pm by invisibledamage

You're a jerk and it is no wonder your insensitive ass is unemployed, that was unnecessary and you certainly did it.

#180 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:17pm by durkadurka

you fucking asshole, tell me where you are, ill kick your fucking ass. How dare you insult and bully a man with a speech impediment. i have that its called stammering. so when you realise how good you have it and how we have to put up with all those fucking smartasses then you better apologise to that poor man. im 14 and i get picked on all the time. so shut the fuck up and never do it again. ahhhh. when i read this i hope you fucking die, slowly. what the hell gives you the right to do that, you fucking bitch. if i ever heard you do that to me, i would litteraly shove a pole into your chest and walk away lauphing because you deserved it. fucking assholes deserve to get the shit nocked out of them. teach them a lesson they will never forget. in fact i hope you get your ass kicked. HOW DARE YOU!!!

#181 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:31pm by wiinick

YDI. You're a jackass for imitating someone who can't help their speech.

#182 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:32pm by 01234_56789

that was just stupid. aside from the fact that that was an asshole thing to do, it's just retarded. who does that? who mocks someone who is calling them? obviously they know who you are... that doesn't make sense! and look... it lost you a job! it's just amazing how dense people are... i can't wait to go into the real world so i have to deal with brainless morons like you.

#183 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:34pm by mxf06

#166 well you try having a speech impediment, we are touchy about it, because people like him.

#184 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:37pm by wiinick

How can anybody vote FYL to this...?

#185 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:38pm by o_x

LMFAO now that is funny :D

#186 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:41pm by JENNYBABYY

You deserve that! I wish people like you could have that speech so you'd know how it would feel like!

#187 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:45pm by blader0314

you really are a horrible person.

#188 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:46pm by digitalninj4

... WTF?

how on earth did you think that was a good idea, or that it'd come back to you in a good way?

and what was he saying in the first five seconds that you didn't realize it was a future employer?

#189 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:47pm by reetah

i hate you. youre an asshole. i hope you never get a job. (:

#190 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:51pm by jetset

I laughed. =)

#191 - On 05/24/2009 at 10:52pm by TheLoneWolf

so you admitted you kNEW he had a speech impediment and you proceeded to imitate him?

You're a douche AND a tool.

#192 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:05pm by vag

YDI for being a douche and thinking that that was in any way a good idea

#193 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:06pm by ch_kisama

What a fucking jerk.
You derserve it.

#194 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:10pm by Shannn

You're a complete jerk, why would you imitate someone with a speech impediment? People can't control them and are usually pretty sensitive about such things.

I had a speech impediment when I was younger and was made fun of for it (by the other 8 year olds) I would think that someone your age would know better.

The moral of the story: Don't be an ass.

#195 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:15pm by Authoress

Dumbass

#196 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:18pm by AnnO263

that is really rude...definitely YDI

#197 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:20pm by lina

People who make fun of those with speech impediments only do so because they literally are too stupid to think of any other way to make fun of them. You're a jerk. I have a speech impediment too, and it's really tough to overcome. I'm sure that that store manager was pretty nervous when he first went in for an interview.

Way to show the world that you're a complete asshole. A+.

#198 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:20pm by ohheyguys

you're such an asshole!!! u NEVER make fun of someone's speech impedimant!!! u fuckin got what u desereved.
why would u even post this on FML?

#199 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:21pm by readysetth

#40 said it all.

hope now you've learned your lesson.

#200 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:21pm by kyoryuXVI

wow you're a jerk YDI I agree with #40

#201 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:26pm by wowJJ

And to think, a man with a speech impediment still has a better job than you.

You must really suck.

#202 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:26pm by ohheyguys

thats so rude and disrespectful. I have a speech impediment, and it is completely degrading when a jerk like you makes fun of it. I hope you got rejected from that job.

#203 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:28pm by forreal16

way to go asshole.

#204 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:33pm by meddude

YDI! no other way of putting it. This one you brought on yourself.

#205 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:33pm by 24788

you're an asshole YDI so don't complain
ps - i'm so happy you didn't get the job. you don't deserve it

#206 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:39pm by x0xcarolinex0x

your a total loser! making fun of something a person can help is sorta dickish but still in a way the persons fault but making fun of someone for something that they have no control over is horrible! i hope you never get a job!!

#207 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:41pm by ndrocksmysocks44

It seems that lately people want sympathy for being total douche bags....sorry you're an ass...f everyone else's life because you're on this earth.

#208 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:43pm by feesh

YDI for being such a condescending jerk!

Who does that?
Even if it was a telemarketer, you still don't MAKE FUN of someone because of something beyond their control.

I hope you don't get hired for anywhere that deals with customers

#209 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:48pm by kdb

YDI. That's rude and disrespectful.

#210 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:50pm by censorshipoff

wow you're an asshole
did you put this FML up thinking people would sympathise with you? If you did, you're an even bigger asshole than I thought

#211 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:52pm by masterfade27

first off. Why the fuck is a guy with a speech problem calling anyway's?!?!?! I mean yeah FYL but that's only cause the business got a guy to call you that couldn't talk well. Your not a asshole

#212 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:55pm by ctcollins

hahaha. good one.

#213 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:58pm by I_Am_The_Edge

No no no. Everyone is missing the point. Why the fuck would the business have a guy with a speech problem call you?!?!! Your not a asshole. That's just funny as shit

#214 - On 05/24/2009 at 11:58pm by ctcollins

I bet you thought you were so funny imitating a guy with a speech impediment.

YDI for being so stupid. And I hope you don't get that job. Karma has to work somehow.

#215 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:00am by _pk_

So.... just because you didnt know the number, and the person had a speech impediment, you thought it would be a good idea to make fun of him? No, really, your just a terrific person.


YDI all the way, and anyone who thinks this is ok deserves to be unemployed just like you.

#216 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:00am by Jessmess12

To #214 and #212, so people with speech impediments cant have jobs? Awesome. Really. Grow up, thats not funny.

#217 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:02am by Jessmess12

I'm pretty sure everything that needs to be said has already been said, but I just felt like I had to get in on this bashing action. OP you're a douche, I would never make fun of someone with a disability, even if they were one of my closest friends, let alone a complete stranger.

#218 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:09am by slitherysloth

YDI. You're a jerk.

#219 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:13am by trishaaa

Do you think he'll imitate you now by acting like an idiot?

#220 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:25am by ORLY_

A speech impediment is a handicap in ways but this guy is at least tough enough to not let assholes ruin his day because i'm sure he gets that enough. You get a kick out of making fun of the handicapped? Well you totally deserve it, moron.

#221 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:33am by Dutchie2010

YDI, asshole.

#222 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:35am by misterman2

***WAS THIS AT HOLLYWOOD VIDEO??? HAHAHAHAHAH*** PLEASE ANSWER

#223 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:45am by comedyqueen

YDI. Why would you even be so rude and bitch-like as to do that? Manager or not. Christ, I think he gets enough of this from other people, BE FUCKING NICE.

#224 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:52am by AnotherStranger2

ur an idiot. YDI

#225 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:52am by jumpgurl23

You are an asshole and an idiot.

#226 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:59am by Me27

yoir just an ASSHOLE and i wish for you you wake up one morning with a problem and everyone makes fun of you!

#227 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:07am by punkmuffin

And you'd mock someone you don't know because...?

YDI idiot.

#228 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:13am by alesposito

you definitely deserved that one--don't make fun of people

#229 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:14am by catballou

YDI, asshole.

#230 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:18am by Incubus

why would you imitate someone with a speech impediment? what a jerk.

#231 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:36am by crazieeli

Hey everyone, let's imitate the op by acting like total ignorant, dumb toolbag douchebags!

#232 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:50am by KyleOkposofan

YDI SO MUCH. I can't even begin to describe how much I hate people like you. You make the world a shitty place to live in. Fuck you, asshole.

#233 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:50am by jenncraig_123

It's a good thing you did that. He might have hired you otherwise when you clearly don't deserve the job.

#234 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:54am by Kristoffer

you're an idiot.

#235 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:00am by PaperPills

you, my friend, are a wanker.

#236 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:07am by hilaryy

So you knew he had a speech impediment, and proceeded to make fun of it?

You not only deserve this, but you also deserve to die alone and slowly while in excruciating pain. You are a poison to the world and have further lessened what little faith in humanity I have left.

#237 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:16am by Mustakrakish

why deeee fuckingg eye !
that was so rude in so many ways.
okay , i understand you didn't know who it was...
but somehow that gave you the right to make fun of them?
ever heard of dialing the wrong number?
its not always a prank call.
glad you didn't get the job !
haha karma's a muthaafuckaa !
sorrry.

#238 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:18am by randOmlyahmazing

prick. ydi.

#239 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:20am by amykillswitch

Nice work, douchebag.

#240 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:24am by Gregorus_Prime

Been said 100 times but YDI you douchebag. Potential new boss or not, you don't need to be a douchebag to people. Hope you learned a lesson on how to be a better person, but I doubt it.

#241 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:27am by LikelyYourFake

YDI for being a jerk, definitely. I'm just glad they got to see your true colours before they hired you.

#242 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:06am by freddofrog

#166, don't be a dick. There's a difference between accepting it and talking about it, and having some random prick on the other end of the phone who doesn't know who you are imitating you and making fun of you for it.

OP - What the hell?! Why would you imitate him in the first place?? What kind of asshole are you? I certainly hope you didn't get the job. God knows you don't deserve it. You do, however, deserve all the negative feedback you're getting here.

#243 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:16am by judgeymcjudge

Way to be a completely horrible person. Maybe one day something will happen to you that you can't control, and we'll see what happens when you get mocked for it.

This post wasn't even funny - it was just plain disrespectful.

#244 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:22am by somelikeithot

That's why you're poor!

#245 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:26am by OhFiddleSticks

You deserve it for disrespecting someone that has a more successful life than you do, and not accepting the way they are. What's wrong with you?

#246 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:36am by CandyLolita

There are some people here who said this person is not an asshole and why is a person with a speech impediment calling?

WTF.. So now someone with a speech impediment can't be a manager?? Since when?
having that doesn't make you incapable of doing things
..obviously the manager is more successful than this sack of shit applying for the job.

You are just as bad as the one making fun if you think that its ok!

OP is a fucking douche bag and a dumbass for making fun for no reason.

#247 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:11am by lilcuti3pi389

You didn't miss much on the job i guess, a store run by a r-r-r-retard... though on the upside it's daily entertainment lol.

#248 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:28am by scottyz1

fuck you!!! you deserve it. #248 i hope karma hits you cause your an asshole too your not retarded because you have a speech impediment...dip shit.

#249 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:04am by akfml

you're a douche.

#250 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:11am by annis

Asshole

#251 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:30am by cloudkittycat

YDI, insensitive cunt.

#252 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:41am by HurriKaty

F*** you, not your life. When is it ever ok to make fun of someone for anything, especially when it's out of their control. #31 said it right

#253 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:05am by 15turtles

YDI for being a complete asshole

#254 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:36am by j_a_s_o_n

you, my boy, are an Asshole with capital A

#256 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:10am by 1Tsk

you are so cruel and mean never make fun of someones disabilities it is not their fault !!

#257 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:27am by Ashleigh_85

Dickface

#258 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:50am by fuckzombies

EVERYONE HATES YOU

#259 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:13am by lulsauce

YDI for being such a prick.

#260 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:15am by PlasticHandz

Get a life, you heartless twat
I hope you never get a job, you don't deserve one
Man, I love karma

#261 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:22am by rmm

You're a fucking idiot, YDI douchefag.

#262 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:24am by Helldozer

Loser

#263 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:44am by adam10

why would you make fun of them, especially when they're still on the phone. YDI for making fun of them at all.

MMMMMMM

#264 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:52am by MMMMorshu

That's what you get for being an asshole. YDI

#265 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:39am by xOpheliacx

Wow. You're what's wrong with people in the world today. How could you ever treat another person like that?

#266 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:46am by theodivine

Bet you didn't get the job. Your customer service skills are obviously shit.

#267 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:03am by Rainbow_Monkey

I agree with everyone who says you're an asshole, since you are one. YDI, jerk.

#268 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:08am by laura171717

Are people really still this immature when they are old enough to apply for jobs? YDI and grow up!

#269 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:33am by KeighlR

LMFAO at you! instant karma for the motherfucking WIN.
you'd probably be really pleased with yourself if you thought you'd just made some random stranger feel like shit about their speech impediment... you deserve lifelong unemployment for being such an asshole

#270 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:44am by harlehatschi

also #231, you're awesome

#271 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:47am by harlehatschi

awwwwww poor guy, you're an asshole >:(

#272 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:05pm by Triple4

Karma for being a bad person. YDI

#273 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:16pm by scorpioserpent

I agree, your life is fucked. If he has trouble speaking, he shouldn't handle the phone calls.

#274 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:24pm by Dragonmouth

Why on earth would you do that? That's so rude.

#275 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:00pm by LibbyBee

Even if he does have trouble speaking and "shouldn't" handle the phone calls (#274).. he's the manager. It's a thing called respect. That was rude & karma is a b!tch. YDI.

#276 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:01pm by adouglas08

haha looks like you got what you deserved...
poor man idk why you would do that

#277 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:14pm by xogirlie

WOW YOUR A BITCH. thats so mean why the f*** would you do that,

#278 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:34pm by OHSHITILOVEHIM

what are you, 10?

#279 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:38pm by Biitch_Cake

wow you totally deserved it. Thats a horrible thing to do!

#280 - On 05/25/2009 at 2:44pm by clutzclutz

YDI for being such a bitch. WTF were you thinking in the first place?

#281 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:35pm by bbfan93

moron

#282 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:41pm by Omsok

#247, you are also a terrible person, and we should pick on you too. Just because someone has a speech impediment doesn't mean they are "retarded".

#283 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:10pm by Jessmess12

your just a terrible person
i hope you never get a job since your such a dickwad

#284 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:25pm by rodog1324

Why do people keep putting shit like this on here? It's your damn fault, no one is going to pity you, and you're going to get called a terrible person upwards of 300 times.

#285 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:31pm by orkyd

Why would you do that? You're a huge douche bag & you deserved it.

#286 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:33pm by stephanye

284, i don't think that 247 is calling the manager retarded, he's saying that the people who are calling him retarded are assholes.

#287 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:48pm by tchaf34

Whyy would you imitate someone like thatt?
it's so rude...its not like he chose to have a speech impemident.
you deservee that...and not to get the job!

#288 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:30pm by varsity_cheer_09

Look at it this way, if the manager is as stupid as he sounds, he probably didn't even know you were imitating him!

#289 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:43pm by LJtheGreat

You totally deserved that. Why the hell would you imitate him?

#290 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:45pm by AuriPantz

*facepalm*

#291 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:08pm by dienda

YDI, you stupid asshole.

#292 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:09pm by fmah_life

Hahaha, you fucking idiot! YDI, ass.

#293 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:18pm by zeroprojekt

You're such a jerk. Making fun of someone is lame. YDI.

#294 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:18pm by Parkbench

that's so rude. how can you expect people to give you sympathy for that??! jerk

#295 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:22pm by crayons

YDI for being an A-hole

#296 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:31pm by feeish

so it wouldn't be an fml if he wasnt the guy who wanted to interview you? THEN it would be ok to insult someone in that way? wow i hope you learned your lesson

#297 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:39pm by fmlisamazing

Wow, you're ignorant... you'll never find a good job!

#298 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:44pm by wcgirl

YDI for being rude. seriously? do you make fun of mentally retarded people too? My god show some decency.

#299 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:01pm by nerdfighter4life

you're a dick. get over yourself.

#300 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:26pm by Maverick1130

I'm assuming the job went to someone who's not rude.

#301 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:40pm by were_giraffe

That's what happens when you're a tacky, immature douche bag....

#302 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:47pm by blairf83

wow that's rude... ydi!

#303 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:23pm by randomgirl13

You're an asshole. Why would you even do that.

#304 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:29pm by waindwops

YDI for sure. You dont need to be working around anyone with an attitude like that! Grow up dude!
The other guy should be writing the FML about you.

#305 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:44pm by SwingSea

Way to be a fucking douchebag. I fucking hate people like you. Why would you make fun of something he can't control? You DEFINITELY didn't deserve that job.

#306 - On 05/26/2009 at 12:31am by Bunbu

You deserved it, what you did was fucking low and I hope you didn't get the job.

#307 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:12am by CurdledMilk

i feel no sympathy for you what so ever. You should have never imitated him from the first place.
you might be a nice and funny person, but you would have made the manager feel uncomfortable and lower hisself-esteem.
Apologize to him (if you havent already)...even if you dont get the job.

you also might need to educate yourself in personal skills and perhaps some manners?
then you can answer the phone correctly and get a job without offending anyone.

#308 - On 05/26/2009 at 2:25am by iloveclothes

I registered an account here just to say that what you did was inexcusable and beyond messed up. I hope this is just a joke FML post, because you're a piece of shit if you actually did this.

#309 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:39am by ailati

I hope you never get a job. Seriously, I do.

#310 - On 05/26/2009 at 7:12am by ffffffffffmylife

"Today, I rang up a candidate, against the wishes of my colleagues. They had all vetoed his poor application, but I figured I'd give the guy a chance. When I tried to arrange an interview, he made fun of my speech impediment. FML"

#311 - On 05/26/2009 at 7:15am by ffffffffffmylife

Wow, there's levels of YDI and you're WAY up there. What kind of asshole are you that you'd make fun of a guy unprovoked?

#312 - On 05/26/2009 at 9:21am by whomajigi

Speech impediment dude has a job. YOU DON'T. score: speech impediment man:1 you:0.

#313 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:31am by randomdude1234

lol, #313 is funny, and your an ass, why would you make fun of someone like that, that is the rudest thing ever you fuck head!!!!

#314 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:39am by FmyGAYlife

You're an asshole.

#315 - On 05/26/2009 at 11:24am by ellameno

You should kill yourself and do the world a favor.

Asshole.

#316 - On 05/26/2009 at 12:33pm by WildClown

you are dick. that's all I can say. Fuck everyones life that has to be around you

#317 - On 05/26/2009 at 1:58pm by LilleyWhite

WTG shit for brains.

#318 - On 05/26/2009 at 3:45pm by pumpkindoodle

YEAH I AGREE WITH ALLL OF THE COMMENTS THAT IS SO FUCKING RUDE STUIPD BITCH execpt for the person who laughed it is not funny douche bags

#319 - On 05/26/2009 at 3:51pm by Chellers03

You don't deserve that job or any job.

#320 - On 05/26/2009 at 9:45pm by Jimmy

Yea, I definitely hope that you didnt get that interview!! Making fun of someones speech is by far the rudest thing that you can do to someone! They CANT help it!

I know, I have a speech impediment, I sound like a little girl and im almost 19. People make fun of me all the time...it really sucks! I also cant say the letter R...sooo? I dont see the big deal!
How would you feel if someone who didnt even know you started mocking you for the way you talk? Bet it would make you feel horrible!

#321 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:21pm by Kryssy

fuck you

#322 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:50pm by ihpb09

YOU ARE A D-BAG! I made this account for the SOLE purpose of commenting on this. That is how much of a douchebag you are. You have NO right to post your story on this site. None at all. "Oh feel sorry for me, I fucked my own life up cuz I'm a total douche." Go kill yourself. You sound like such a prick. Who starts imitating someone on their phone when they don't even know who it is?!

#323 - On 05/27/2009 at 12:02am by YOUAREADOUCHEBAG

heartless fuck

#324 - On 05/27/2009 at 1:08am by kingez77

#304-nice nickname.

#325 - On 05/27/2009 at 2:15am by kingez77

u're such an asshole. YDI.
why would any1 ever want to be mean to some1 who has a sort of disability.
gaahhh! i'm so angry reading this.
FYL for being a jerk.

#326 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:28am by babelini

YDI it for being a complete asshole.

#327 - On 05/27/2009 at 9:05am by ewelc003

i hope u didnt get the job!

#328 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:56am by Lucy111

why the fuck would you make fun of somebody with a speech impediment?

#329 - On 05/27/2009 at 12:19pm by flyingheads7853

YDI. Jerk.

#330 - On 05/27/2009 at 6:53pm by ishirticapslock

wtf your a jerk stayed unemployed for the rest of your life ha this aint no fmylife??

#331 - On 05/27/2009 at 10:48pm by wadegirl23

You're an ass

#332 - On 05/27/2009 at 11:12pm by Hawk

uh your a jerk..you shouldnt have done that

#333 - On 05/28/2009 at 12:35am by i8shrooms

loser

#334 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:16am by kkim1226

Wow, I hope you learned a huge lesson on ethics. Clearly you didn't have any.

#335 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:44pm by calicokitea

its funny that you would make fun of him for that... when he is the manager of a store and you are unemployed :) nice!

#336 - On 05/28/2009 at 4:56pm by whatstheproblem

"I was an asshole and it backfired on me. FML"

#337 - On 05/28/2009 at 5:38pm by FoundManyLemons

You deserved that times 908.
Who the hell do you think you are, anyway?

#338 - On 05/28/2009 at 8:17pm by Vehicle

wow, what the fuck?

what a cocksucker. ydi, douchebag.

#339 - On 05/28/2009 at 11:11pm by mister_moops

What an inconsiderated douchebag you are. YDI. Maybe when you're sitting down and your ass is still unemployed, you'll think about how you lost an interview by being a prick.

#340 - On 05/30/2009 at 3:06am by painandpeace

LMAO thats what you get for being an ass lol but dude seriously thats funny hehe tell him your friend was borrowing you phone.

#341 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:55pm by MrFranBrO

that's not very nice. you shouldn't have been imitating him. you totally desrved that.

#342 - On 05/30/2009 at 4:01pm by pink_scarf

you disrespectful bitch. when you lost your job oppurtunity, at least you did one good thing. you saved him from working with a dick like you. FHL and YDI.

#343 - On 05/31/2009 at 3:27pm by Gotz_No_Love

Kill yourself

#344 - On 06/01/2009 at 11:25pm by Allord

Let's all give a round of applause for the giant DOUCHE who thinks people should feel sorry for him!

#345 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:34am by bishoprsv2

Good going, dumbfuck

#346 - On 06/02/2009 at 1:12pm by halodude22

You should have just said "Today, I found out I am a prick, FML"

#347 - On 06/05/2009 at 2:02pm by Celfious

What a bitch...

#348 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:12pm by Mattsayshola

WTF why would you be so rude!! EVERYBODY knows that if you don't know the number you ask who it is, even 5 year olde know this

you are a imature moron

#349 - On 06/08/2009 at 5:06pm by soccer_girl73

you weren't expecting an unknown number even though you were looking for a job? that was dumb!
you made fun of someone for an impediment they can't control? you're a jerk!
you are a dumb jerk.
i hope this is fake.

#350 - On 06/09/2009 at 7:05pm by amazingkate

ya way to go u rule man, at least u didnt shit your pants

#351 - On 06/14/2009 at 8:27pm by mattgynn

I really hope you made that up, because that's the rudest thing I've ever heard. YDI

#352 - On 06/18/2009 at 3:36pm by nothowyousayit

well thts what u get for being a jerk!!!!!

#353 - On 06/19/2009 at 9:29pm by lucksnothear1

it's fucking assholes like you that make America look bad. you are so rude and now you think we can all laugh about it. well nope your just fucked up in the head.

#354 - On 06/24/2009 at 12:41am by angrymole

He's Canadian, you asshat.

#356 - On 07/16/2009 at 1:22am by sylfi

It's assholes like you that make everyone assume all assholes are American.

#358 - On 09/18/2009 at 1:15am by kyleenstar

your such a dumbass for imitating him. you deserved that 100%

#355 - On 07/11/2009 at 8:20am by khxx11

Does this remind anyone of The Amanda Show bit when she'd call the old man and imitate him?

#360 - On 01/26/2010 at 12:23am by Kamens

ass

#362 - On 02/16/2010 at 11:19pm by iRobynM

your a meany, what if he was self concious about this and was made fun of as a child and here you go and imitate him!? I wonder if he could imitate you being an asshole

#364 - On 03/09/2010 at 9:52pm by lovergirl7

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