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By Not on the road again. - 18/08/2016 13:38 - United States - Albany

Today, I learned that when my coworker asked if he could "quickly" borrow my car, he really meant use it for a two week long road trip he's taking. I have to travel across the state for a business trip in two days and he's refusing to come back. FML

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Friday 19 August 2016 4:24

Report the car stolen and get it back

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Friday 19 August 2016 4:24

Report the car stolen and get it back

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