Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said "Never take a shit in this place! Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

by justin bieber's nutsack / 06/06/2015 at 3:32am / United Kingdom / Work

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  • Everyone knows the feeling of bad toilet paper. Grandpa has the decency to tell the truth . Just in a crude way.

    #1 - On 06/06/2015 at 6:12pm by devildog562

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  • The girl doesn't even need to take a dump to experience the bad toilet paper. Grampa forgets that women always have to wipe down there

    #10 - On 06/06/2015 at 6:19pm by TrippingOnAcid

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