Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML
by Australian Lifeguard / 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
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Lucky he's near water, cuz he sounds thirsty as fuck.
#9 - On 10/22/2014 at 6:54am by Queensland
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That's just awkward.
#2 - On 10/22/2014 at 6:39am by Migillope
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