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Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39485) - you deserved it (4799)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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What a lying bitch.

#2 - On 07/17/2014 at 3:38am by PenguinBitch

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It's sad how rude some people can be even when you try and do something nice for them.

#3 - On 07/17/2014 at 3:38am by allison12197

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