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Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML


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On 06/01/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by anikah (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Look on the bright side! You must be attractive if coworkers hit on you or ignore you because of their wives.

#2 - On 06/02/2014 at 1:23am by teeheeowned

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I feel that pain OP! So many people are like "oh stop complaining that people like you." Well it's fuckin difficult when you can't maintain any real friends. Sorry OP :(

#4 - On 06/02/2014 at 1:25am by singer0421

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