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Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32741) - you deserved it (2380)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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The dollar store is expensive... GIVE THE WOMAN A SALE!

#2 - On 12/27/2013 at 4:15am by Bradley_Dillon

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Wow, it's already a $1...does she want you to pay her to take it?

#6 - On 12/27/2013 at 4:17am by trulypar

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