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Today, I diagnosed a patient with a spastic colon. For some reason, the term "spastic colon" has always amused me, and I burst into uncontrollable laughter as I said it. By the time I managed to stop laughing, my eyes were watering and my patient was visibly angry. FML

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On 12/23/2013 at 6:11pm - work - by dr immature (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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I'm glad to see doctors still find medical terminology childish

#1 - On 12/24/2013 at 12:04am by sciullo

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Well OP, your name sums it up pretty well.

#2 - On 12/24/2013 at 12:05am by that_band_nerd

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