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Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38952) - you deserved it (3071)

On 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

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Both jobs suck

#3 - On 12/12/2013 at 1:45am by Swedish_Eagle

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Oh come on.... there's only a slight difference there ;-)

Seriously though, explain to your mom what the difference is. I'm sure she'll clear it up right away.

#2 - On 12/12/2013 at 1:45am by squidgy787

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