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Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51183) - you deserved it (2912)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood...Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!

#1 - On 12/10/2013 at 12:57pm by southernbelle_rn

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Are you sure it wasn't agent 86 flushing himself down the toilet?

#5 - On 12/10/2013 at 12:58pm by RedPillSucks

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