Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my boss at my new job yelled at me for being 15 minutes early to work. Last week he yelled at me for being late for my shift when I arrived 5 minutes early. He's considering this my final warning before I'm fired. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML
Today, I accidentally stumbled on a method of getting my job done in about a third of the time, so my boss made it mandatory for all employees. Unfortunately, my coworkers now can't slack off pretending jobs take 2-3 hours, and their constant petty revenge bullying is driving me mad. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Today, marks a whole month that my boss has asked me to come in early to my part-time job, which makes me pretty happy to get the extra hours. I casually made a joke that she might as well make me full-time now. That made her change her mind, now I'm back down to 23 hours a week. FML
Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, I had my half-year performance review. My boss arrived 15 minutes late, paid basically no attention to my presentation, and left 30 minutes early. I guess I’ll go fuck myself then. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds like the only thing left to do is stay 30 minutes late. Then when he starts staying late too, come in on Saturday. Then when he starts coming in Saturday... You know what, just move into your office. That's your only choice.
Welshite 40
Come in thirty minutes earlier. Then when he follows that example you can change your schedule again. It will become a game!
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Welshite 40
Come in thirty minutes earlier. Then when he follows that example you can change your schedule again. It will become a game!
TheCanucklehead 22
It continues till op is working 24/7...uh oh
Wiringify 22
But eventually he will work less hours.
swaggalikethat 22
Good for you Op, being a good employee and all! I personally HATE my jobs, so I wish I was more like you.
KaseyAly 10
I feel your pain :( best of luck!
DocBastard 40
Sounds like the only thing left to do is stay 30 minutes late. Then when he starts staying late too, come in on Saturday. Then when he starts coming in Saturday... You know what, just move into your office. That's your only choice.
Welshite 40
#22: Pick up that litter, you litterer.
Pwn17 25
22- Says the guy who writes "There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way home."
Sinistra_Blue 12
How bout a map? Lotsa people use maps instead of blood trails.
igive 29
30- He was quoting a song. Probably trying to be deep.
DocBastard 40
Did you people who are trashing Bobbycat bother to read past that quote? Because he goes on to make fun of it. All those extra letters you ignored combine to make words that you can read to learn stuff.
Pwn17 25
I actually did notice that after I commented, but I just found it ironic that he calls a comment weird, yet he has something like that as the first sentence on his profile. Didn't mean to offend anyone, sorry if I did.
Enslaved 38
#30 #38 is correct, it's a lyric from Sixx A.M. "Life is Beautiful". I also quoted that song on my profile. Not trying to be deep. Just one of my fav! And my ringtone for my phone.(:
DocBastard 40
PokeLover - Was it my first good comment? I feel a little strange that a 13-year old is being condescending to me.
LindsayxMoore 18
ouch. sorry op. maybe he wont hold to that. maybe speak to him and not bothering you as much so you can work. best of luck. :)
Welshite 40
Hahaha. You don't tell your boss to leave you alone.
LindsayxMoore 18
#8 oh I know. I meant in like a way that you dont get fired or like they suggested disgust him in some way and repell him.
Welshite 40
I don't know what you're talking about, Baustigt. People approach you all the time with shackles and muzzles. It's your own fault you don't let them near you. A shame really.
TwistedCherub1 15
Poor Baustigt. I'd give you hugs but, well, you know. *Leaves dish of treats and backs out slowly without breaking eye contact.*
NeighSoulSister 6
Why is 4 getting thumbed down? I agree. She could just politely explain to her boss her situation. If she keeps coming in earlier, I'm sure her boss would get suspicious as to why she's doing that and would eventually have to tell him.
FitForFun 11
If he is your boss simply keep coming in earlier until he is there super early and then when he's tired and out of it kill him and skin him and be your own boss.
truth_teller23 11
I wasn't expecting that
gracehi 33
Great plan, 5, but it has one fatal flaw: it doesn't involve an air horn.
SadisticStephyy 21
Well, that escalated quickly…
KimmyCupZ 21
At least you were commended on your effort. :)
2116803 10
Sounds like the only solution is to go to work with a bad attitude
XanderScythe 11
How about maybe sticking with the possibility of a raise, hmm?
Ian7890 23
At least you are making a good impression.
ThaPrelude 11
At least you have good work ethics!
caitiebug1119 15
Well, at least you're making a good impression! Maybe he'll be so tired from getting up earlier, he'll just nap in his office.