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Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML


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On 10/14/2013 at 6:38am - work - by Karansuni (woman) - Germany

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Sounds like the only thing left to do is stay 30 minutes late. Then when he starts staying late too, come in on Saturday. Then when he starts coming in Saturday...

You know what, just move into your office. That's your only choice.

#3 - On 10/14/2013 at 9:59am by DocBastard

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Come in thirty minutes earlier. Then when he follows that example you can change your schedule again. It will become a game!

#1 - On 10/14/2013 at 9:57am by Welshite

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