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Today, I'm in a military academy with a strict no alcohol policy. My friends drunk call me practically every night to tell me how much fun they are having. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34167) - you deserved it (6479)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:46pm - work - by sober judge - United States (Connecticut)

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If your friends are out getting drunk practically every night then I would say your gonna be much better off than them.

#4 - On 10/03/2013 at 3:56am by Philintheblankz

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Good on you for deciding to be one of our sexy men/women in uniform. It'll pay off. Plus, you'll get more franks bought for you in the future when you're wearing your uniform. ;-)

#2 - On 10/03/2013 at 3:54am by PandaBurst

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