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Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47218) - you deserved it (3577)

On 09/30/2013 at 2:02am - work - by 3 More Months (man) - United States (California)

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Complain. That's some form of harassment, you don't need to take it.

#1 - On 09/30/2013 at 6:09am by Lukcia

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Tell him what you'll do to him if he doesn't stop.

#2 - On 09/30/2013 at 6:09am by jerryj

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