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Today, I sent a student to the dean for trying to smoke pot in my class. His mother called to complain that I publicly humiliated her son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37663) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/24/2013 at 6:00pm - work - by I need a new job - United States (California)

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He'll be more than publicly humiliated when he's suspended for drug use on school property.

#1 - On 09/25/2013 at 3:19am by Welshite

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She's not worried about the fact of how stupid her son is for smoking pot out in the open??

#2 - On 09/25/2013 at 3:20am by fishstick557

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