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Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML


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On 09/23/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid?

Or is there even a difference between the two?

That's right. Come at me, stoners.

#1 - On 09/23/2013 at 10:02am by DocBastard

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How would he make such a confusion? Does a medical marijuana card allow one to pay for marijuana, or was it just a business card for a marijuana dispensary? (I'm British, we don't have medical marijuana so i don't know how it works).

OR was he just high off his tits and confused the card for money?

#9 - On 09/23/2013 at 10:10am by Jeffo193

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