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Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML
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I found this funnier than I should have.. Still sucks for you OP!
You should have bitch slapped her into next week
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Thursday 19 March 2015