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Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

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Sparted

#2 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:55am by Capt_Oblivious

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There has to be a term for that, like there is for sharted?

#1 - On 08/15/2013 at 9:53am by ViRepz

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