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Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

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lets just hope you dont get kicked from the job.

#1 - On 08/06/2013 at 9:59am by NakedandScared

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I thought the saying "you make me so mad I want to kick a baby" was just an expression.

#3 - On 08/06/2013 at 10:00am by FitForFun

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