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Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50863) - you deserved it (3692)

On 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm - work - by x_o (man) - Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron)

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God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category

#2 - On 08/04/2013 at 11:31pm by Alihb

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Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.

#1 - On 08/04/2013 at 11:30pm by ThorneCrossed

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