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Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49am - work - by Neveragain (woman) - United States (Florida)

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At least he doesn't know your name.

#2 - On 07/01/2013 at 6:22am by Baustigt

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Why were you directly in front of him for 40 seconds? Uh.. MOVE.

#5 - On 07/01/2013 at 6:25am by soulebelius

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