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Today, I nervously started a new job, and my co-workers were telling me silly rules about our boss. Later, I accidentally bumped into him, and blurted "Rule #7, don't touch George." He definitely heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15741) - you deserved it (31345)

On 03/29/2013 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Rule #9, don't blurt the rules in front of the boss.

#1 - On 03/29/2013 at 7:05am by ChazzyWazzy1998

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Your boss sounds like Gibbs from NCIS with all the rules.

#2 - On 03/29/2013 at 7:07am by SiHa00095

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