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Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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That was super vivid. Gross.:X

#2 - On 02/01/2013 at 3:34am by MelissaRoo2

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Shouldn't the ambulance probably have told you more, before they sent you up?

#4 - On 02/01/2013 at 3:38am by allard

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